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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

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pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

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sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

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madame-fussybritches:

I wonder what it’s like being an experienced bender and then being totally blown over by a five year old.

madame-fussybritches:

I wonder what it’s like being an experienced bender and then being totally blown over by a five year old.

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grantaireyoucantdothat:

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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diabolicalprince:

Honeycolor - Zombie Lense Review
Price: 25.90 SALE! 23.31 - IN STOCK
Shipping&Packaging: Shipping is reasonably priced and it only took about 2 weeks for these to arrive at my door. However, keep in mind these may require someone to be available to sign for them.They came well packaged in the green/white box and the vials were secured. 10/10
Comfort/Visibility: As white out lenses vision is impaired! I was still able to see objects but everything has a milky fog over it, as to be expected with these kinds of lenses. If you purchase these please do not drive while wearing them. Let someone else drive or put them on only when you’ve reached your destination. As for comfort, while it takes some getting used to the foggy vision they are fairly comfortable on the actual eyes. 9/10
Vibrancy: They cover the color of your eyes very well giving you that spooky dead or blind eye affect. They’re really great for costumes involving the deceased. In my personal opinion these are a lot better than full mesh contacts. I think the fact that the iris is solid white makes it look a lot better. 10/10

diabolicalprince:

Honeycolor - Zombie Lense Review

Price: 25.90 SALE! 23.31 - IN STOCK

Shipping&Packaging: Shipping is reasonably priced and it only took about 2 weeks for these to arrive at my door. However, keep in mind these may require someone to be available to sign for them.They came well packaged in the green/white box and the vials were secured. 10/10

Comfort/Visibility: As white out lenses vision is impaired! I was still able to see objects but everything has a milky fog over it, as to be expected with these kinds of lenses. If you purchase these please do not drive while wearing them. Let someone else drive or put them on only when you’ve reached your destination. As for comfort, while it takes some getting used to the foggy vision they are fairly comfortable on the actual eyes. 9/10

Vibrancy: They cover the color of your eyes very well giving you that spooky dead or blind eye affect. They’re really great for costumes involving the deceased. In my personal opinion these are a lot better than full mesh contacts. I think the fact that the iris is solid white makes it look a lot better. 10/10

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

waitinghopingliving:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

Ash was so underrated why he was perfect

I will sing my praise of Ash until the entire fandom remembers him

I miss that redneck, geeky bastard

this is seriously one of my favorite scenes because its so simple and funny. its just so direct and quick and i love ash

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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Jared and Jensen lamenting each other’s lost superhero roles [x / x]

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sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

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